笑林小祝

hilary · 发表于 2004-11-5 10:18

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>no matter<

>try again

庞明伟 · 发表于 2004-11-6 16:33

I like the second one.It makes me to think about sth............

hilary · 发表于 2004-11-7 18:01

think about what...

下一站彩虹 · 发表于 2004-11-12 09:29

I know ,he is a lady-killer . gaga~`~`~`~`~[em01][em01][em01]

hilary · 发表于 2004-11-12 10:58

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>。。HOHO。。<

>a lady-killer? really ?<

>let's go to meet him and see...

下一站彩虹 · 发表于 2004-11-12 11:05

How fearsome !

荠荠菜 · 发表于 2004-11-24 09:32

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>very good !!!!!!!!!!
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>i like to see
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>but i don't know how to say 
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>He He
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>who can help me to learn English

追忆 · 发表于 2004-11-24 15:38

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>there is a school named felix english language school , if anyone wants to learn english , go there . <

>very goog !

追忆 · 发表于 2004-11-24 15:40

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荠荠菜 · 发表于 2004-11-25 08:48

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>thank you very much .I think ,I will here sometimes .hope give me help 
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>I think every day ,I see thoes English ,my English will go better,yes or no?

hilary · 发表于 2005-1-13 20:18

you bet!

坐看风吹 · 发表于 2005-2-17 17:10

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>language

好一件马甲 · 发表于 2005-5-9 16:38

i like floor 9's

hilary · 发表于 2005-5-23 19:30

Secondhand<

>　　Wife: Honey, I´ll be needing a new fur coat this winter.<

>　　 Husband: Why, you´ve worn that one only two seasons.<

>　　 Wife: Yes, but it was secondhand when I got it -- the fox wore it for five years before that.

hilary · 发表于 2005-5-23 19:36

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>more to come: haha<

>Behind every successful man， there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two. <

>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <

>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <

>:) haha....they just can't be more correct.

hilary · 发表于 2005-11-8 19:06

让老外吐血而亡的中国汉字
wife
1、配偶 2、妻子 3、老婆 4、夫人 5、太太 6、爱人 7、内人 8、媳妇 9、那口子 10、拙荆 11、贤内助 12、老伴 13、孩子他妈 14、孩子他娘 15、内子 16、婆娘 17、糟糠 18、宝贝 19、小甜甜 20、蜜糖 21贱内 22、达令 23、女人 24、马子 25、主妇 26、女主人 27、财政部长 28、浑人 29、娘子 30、大姐 31、家属 32、屋里的 33、另一半 34、女当家的 35、发妻 36、浑家 37、堂客 38、山妻 39、婆姨 40、中馈41 、领导
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俺、俺们、本人、鄙人、敝人、不肖、不才、老子、某、依、仆、乃公、人家、我等、我、我们、我辈、我依、我曹、吾、吾们、吾济、吾辈、吾曹、小生、小人、小子、小可、小的、余、予、在下、洒家、咱、朕、寡人、孤、奴才、臣

梧桐 · 发表于 2006-1-13 15:30

4 - 4 = ？
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?"
Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?"
"The hole," replied Peter.

梧桐 · 发表于 2006-1-13 15:31

我没有蛀牙/No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

梧桐 · 发表于 2006-1-13 15:33

The Lucky Cat
"Father,"said Jimmy, running into the living-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy,"said Father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
"This one is; he's just had your dinner!"

爱上木糖醇 · 发表于 2006-3-8 21:31

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