A Mistake（搞错了）

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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." <br /><br />"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. <br /><br />"Where are the others?" asked a medic. <br /><br />"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay." <br />