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好茎

Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.We can't pick up the phone right now,because we're doing something we really enjoy.Sonya likes doing it up and　down,and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth
            we'll get back to you.

好茎

Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don'like.
            Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

好茎

Hi, this is John.
            If you are the phone company,　I've already sent the money.
            If you are my parents, please send money.
            If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
            If you are my friends, you owe me money.
            If　you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

好茎

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
            Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

david.zh

Fairely gorgeous!
I willl go& find some humrious material to share with everyone of you!

小球

thank u both of u ,thank u all friends who do help to make this colum more prosperous



hello,this is " singing after for a song"speaking,
       why you go out?so sad,i want to sing for u---
          u are so lucky who can listen to my song,,,however u go out
             Ummm.i am destined never to be heard by others,,[em02]