男人，你属于哪一款？

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<table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=660 align=center bgcolor=#ffece0 border=0><tbody><tr><td colspan=4 height=30><p class=样式1>女人用电脑术语将 21 世纪的男人们分为如下几类： </p></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td class=样式1 colspan=6 height=30>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式4><font color=#990033>病毒型男人</font></span>：无论你喜欢不喜欢，他总是霸占你的空间。如果你想删除他，你会连带</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp着失去很多东西，而如果你不想删除他，你将失去一切。 </span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式5><font color=#cc00cc>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp互联网型男人</font></span>：如果你想和他在一起，你必须支付一些费用才行。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式6><font color=#0000ff>服务器型男人</font></span>：每当你需要他的时候，他总是处于忙碌之中。</p></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式7><font color=#663399>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspwindows 型男人</font></span>：你知道他有很多缺点，但没了他你就活不下去。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式8><font color=#ff9933>powerpoint 型男人</font></span>：如果你希望找个能带到宴会这样的场合去炫耀的男人，这类人是理</p></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=2><span class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想人选。</span></td><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式9><font color=#ff0000>excel 型男人</font></span>：人们都说他多才多艺，而你只用他来做最基本的事情。</p></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式10><font color=#660033>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspword 型男人</font></span>：他时刻准备着给你带来惊奇，然而这个世界上没有什么人能把他的潜力全</span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp部挖掘出来。</p></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式11><font color=#669900>屏保型男人</font></span>：他好象一无是处，但是能取悦你。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式12><font color=#ff33ff>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp画笔型男人</font></span>：纯粹的装饰品，没有任何实质性的东西。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td class=样式1 colspan=6 height=30>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式13><font color=#9900ff>硬盘型男人</font></span>：每时每刻都记得一切的人。</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=5 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式14><font color=#990000>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp鼠标型男人：</font></span>只有你去拉他拽他的时候他才会干活。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=6 height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<span class=样式9><font color=#ff0000>多媒体型男人</font></span>：他所做的事情就是让一切看起来都很美好。</p></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td colspan=5 height=30><span class=样式1><span class=样式15><font color=#ff6633>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp电子邮件型男人</font></span>：他说的十句话里有九句是愚蠢的废话。</span></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<img src=http://www.stayhomenet.com/sourcew/w249.jpg width=400 alt=/></p></td><td valign=top align=center colspan=4 rowspan=10></td><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp</p></td><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp</p></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp</p></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp</p></td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td height=30>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td><td>&nbsp</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp</td><td height=30><p class=样式1>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp</p></td><td height=14>&nbsp</td><td height=14>&nbsp</td><td height=14>&nbsp</td><td height=14>&nbsp</td><td height=14>&nbsp</td></tr></tbody></table><br><br><a href=bbsxml.asp?rssdatamode=9&urls=www.tc999.net/bbs/bbsxml.asp target=_blank><font color=blue>天长在线</font></a>   <font color=blue>安徽天长地区综合论坛</font>
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