A joke

duofeng

<>A man was at a bar slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.</P>
<>"What's the problem? " asked the bartender,"you look so sad."</P>
<>"my wife and i had a fight.she told me she was not going to talk to me for 30 days."</P>
<>"That should make you happy!" said the bartender</P>
<>"it did." said the man."but that was 29 days ago,today is the last day."</P>