笑林小祝

hilary

<p>here comes&nbsp;a bush's joke:</p><p>Bush got something wrong with his brain.<br/>After medical examination, doctor tells him:<br/>Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.<br/>Your left brain has nothing right,<br/>Your right brain has nothing left.<br/></p>

hilary

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;">another:Coincidence<br/><br/>A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini. The bartender says "What a coincidence, the only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis".<br/><br/>After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn't it a coincidence that we are both having the same drink".<br/><br/>She replies "Yes! I am here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying I am finally pregnant!"<br/><br/>"What a coincidence" the man replied. "I am also celebrating.After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored chicken. At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish that!?".<br/><br/>"I had to try a lot of different cocks" he said. The woman replied<br/><br/>"What a coincidence!!!!"</font></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;">_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _华丽分隔线_ _ _ _ _ _　</p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;">hahaha....it's really a coincidence that you and i are reading the same joke.</p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;">gaga...</p>

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hilary

<p>Life is a dream.</p><p>You dream your dream, and i dream yours.</p>

haiyang

I NO .不懂

tzhygkb

据说回帖是美德。