爆笑：中国式英语。。

hilary · 发表于 2004-8-16 14:54

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>某天来了个老外，进到办公室。一位前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，微笑ing：
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>前台小姐：“hello.”
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>老外：“hi.”
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>前台小姐：“you have what thing ?”
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>老外：“can you speak English ?”
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>前台小姐：“if i not speak English, i am speaking what ?”
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>老外：“can anybody else speak English ?”
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>前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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>老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English ?”
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>前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come ! ”

白水 · 发表于 2004-8-16 16:49

English is head to her.

下一站彩虹 · 发表于 2004-8-16 17:28

If you old three old four ,I will give you some colour to see !

chinaspace · 发表于 2004-8-17 23:08

切～～，哪会有这样的站台啊？你弱智吧．我怕你连中试英语怎么用英语表达都不最多[em07]

hilary · 发表于 2004-8-19 13:14

day day study, day day up.

下一站彩虹 · 发表于 2004-8-19 13:32

以下是引用chinaspace在2004-8-17 23:08:00的发言：
切～～，哪会有这样的站台啊？你弱智吧．我怕你连中试英语怎么用英语表达都不最多[em07]

是人话吗

胡诌 · 发表于 2004-8-21 22:33

中国建设银行的英文名是不是中国式的啊,这要叫做有中国特色的吧

字典 · 发表于 2004-8-24 13:33

no three no four （不三不四）

people mountain people sea.(人山人海）

long time no see (好久不见)

power line （电源线）

morning three night four （朝三暮四）

want money no,want life one! （要钱不给，要命有一条！）

money or life？（要钱还是要命？）

wang eight eggs 王八蛋

wang old five 王老五

ten three point 十三点

no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

play a big knife before guangong （关公面前耍大刀）

play an ax before luban （班门弄斧）

we are brothers,who and who ah! （咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！）

good good study,day day up! （好好学习，天天向上！）

you ask me, i ask who （你问我，我去问谁？）

黑衣天使 · 发表于 2004-8-25 22:27

you and me, who with who ?[em01]

kite · 发表于 2004-8-26 23:46

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>i am sure Chinese-English will be a branch of language one day ! <

>so good good study,,, day day up !

小盏 · 发表于 2004-8-27 15:18

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>其实我已经蛮佩服她能够把这些单词都组合在一起讲出来了。<

>我的英语几乎全部还给老师了。

寂莫花 · 发表于 2004-8-27 18:22

以下是引用格桑美朵在2004-8-16 17:28:00的发言：
If you old three old four ,I will give you some colour to see !

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>If you old three old four ,I will give you some colour to c c !!

hilary · 发表于 2004-9-8 17:14

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>go and look!<

>走着瞧！！

黑衣天使 · 发表于 2004-9-8 22:53

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>his mother`s<

>TMD

hilary · 发表于 2004-11-2 16:54

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>ok all of these is good, though not very correct sometimes<

>but the following, i guess, is acceptable:<

>１、百家姓：A Pamphlet of Chinese Surnames
２、清明节：Pure Brightness Festival
３、抓大事：Concentrate on major issues
４、追思会：Commemorative ceremony
５、知情权：Access to information about
６、尊师重教：Have respect for both teachers and education
７、政务公开：Make government affairs public
８、以权谋私：Abuse of power for personal gains
９、大道无形：The universe has no shape.
１０、伤痕文学：The school of the scar literature
１１、吃大锅饭：Eating from the big pot
１２、人大代表：The people’s deputies
１３、鱼米之乡：A land of fish and rice
１４、香港回归：To resume the exercise of sovereignty over Hong Kong
１５、三个代表：The theory of Three Represents
１６、麻将：mahjong；二胡：erhu; 琵琶：pipa; 豆腐：tofu; 相声：Chinese cross-talk
１７、友谊万古长青：The friendship will last for 10,000 years and still be forever green.
１８、山高皇帝远：The mountains are high and the emperor is far away.
１９、还得下大力气：Has to be strongly enforced
２０、不管黑猫白猫，抓住老鼠就是好猫。
It doesn’t matter whether a cat is black or white as long as it can catch mice.

裂云狂龙 · 发表于 2004-11-10 09:12

don't laugh at other's mistake

hilary · 发表于 2004-11-10 11:39

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>there are being more and more chinese words in english<

>this shows that chinese is becoming more and more popular

Bar0168 · 发表于 2005-5-21 13:59

I agree with you , Believe Chinese is the most important language![em02][em01][em05][em06]

半空中的雨 · 发表于 2005-6-7 14:56

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>偶第一次进英语这版，想发个英语单词出来，想了半天一个都想不出来<

>寒啊

夏之恋 · 发表于 2005-6-24 10:34

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>我也是啊!<

>隔壁那么多英语高手,可就是没人教我!