笑话一则

2011 · 发表于 2010-1-27 13:07

（By courtesy of Reader's Digest 2009-01）

Joe, Larry and Louis are caught spying in China. The judge sentences them to ten years in prison but allows them anything they want before being locked away.

Joe:"I'll take a ten-year supply of books."
Larry:"Give me a ten-year supply of whisky."
Louis:"I want a ten-year supply of cigarettes."

Ten years later, the men are released. Joe appears from his cell spewing facts and quotes. Next is Larry, who staggers out drunk. Last is Louis. He pokes his head out and asks, "Anybody got a light?"

何其曼 · 发表于 2010-1-28 10:37

你再仔细瞅瞅

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-28 10:39

你直接翻了告诉我吧

何其曼 · 发表于 2010-1-28 10:44

其实我也就看懂了 26个字母不断重复或间接出现

琼雅 · 发表于 2010-1-28 10:45

我不懂阿拉伯文

126988 · 发表于 2010-1-27 18:55

大概要2个月吧自已生的话开刀的话要3个月

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-27 18:37

嗯

我们以前可没这么大胆。

何其曼 · 发表于 2010-1-27 18:34

现在的学生都有才

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-27 18:28

哈哈~~这个笑话有意思了。

木克森 · 发表于 2010-1-27 19:32

我不得不承认，人外有人！

琼雅 · 发表于 2010-1-27 16:40

本人有健忘症，特别对于数字，过眼即望，寻求记性好秘方！

木克森 · 发表于 2010-1-27 17:02

甲老师在批改一个学生英语作文的时候大发雷霆：“我从来没有见过这么烂的英语作文!"
乙老师：“怎么了，写的什么啊？”“写一个王子和公主的故事。”“不错啊。”“不错什么啊，他竟然在开头写王子问公主:"Can you speak chinese ?"公主回答‘YES’，接下来的全部都是中文！”

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-28 10:31

我看见英文就不仔细看了

反正仔细看也看不懂

何其曼 · 发表于 2010-1-28 09:53

你居然看比懂  我全看懂了

2011 · 发表于 2010-1-28 09:02

再来

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

2011 · 发表于 2010-1-28 09:06

呵呵。老外最喜欢把金发女郎编进笑话里，一般都是以傻子形象。怪不得叫
dumb-blonde （漂亮而无头脑的金发碧眼女人）

A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"

ヤ風箏～ヂ · 发表于 2010-1-28 09:25

QUOTE:

以下是引用布丁男孩在2010-1-27 15:02:00的发言：
是不是嘿咻嘿咻的意思??????????? 图片点击可在新窗口打开查看

就是1234，2234，换个姿势再来一次

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-28 09:35

我还是要等翻译

何其曼 · 发表于 2010-1-27 15:05

这个可以不用好

水水 · 发表于 2010-1-27 15:05

这个真的好