饭店奇遇-找厕所

还是从了老衲吧

次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛,于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店,想说借个厕所用用,偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到,于是我跑到二楼去, 二楼是还 在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西,但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着"故障待修,请勿使用", 我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一,反正四下无人,脱了裤 子就朝马桶蹲下去,霹雳啪啦……好爽! ! 结束后,我走下楼去却发现空无一人,奇怪了,正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去 楼空呢??连服务生和接待都不见了…… 于是我走近吧台,并且问到:「有人在吗?怎么都没人了?」 此时,只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来, 并 且开口说:「我拷!……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇的时候你不在?算你运气好.......」

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恐龙帅哥

haha&nbsp; 哈哈

小菜好几碟

有点恶心哦。[em01]

xssfly

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花无影

看一次笑倒一次[em01]

老村

 

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若凋零

笑到抽筋啊

学生

弓虽

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朗如风

强人啊，

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