环球小姐形容男性性器官 (英汉版，绝对精彩）

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miss universe's last question <BR>环球小姐最后一题 <BR>question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like <BR>gentlemen. <BR>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ <BR>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… <BR>(applause! applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or <BR>toro(bull) <BR>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. <BR>西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 <BR>applause! applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your <BR>country? <BR>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like <BR>gossip or rumors. <BR>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. <BR>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 <BR>(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. <BR>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. <BR>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 <BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! &gt;applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. <BR>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms india: because it works day and night...... <BR>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 <BR>(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a <BR>male organ in your country? <BR>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton <BR>car. <BR>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. <BR>马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 <BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu <BR>(afraid to lose). <BR>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes <BR>before the <BR>show is over. <BR>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 <BR>applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! <BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR>question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 <BR>ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. <BR>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 <BR>question: how can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ <BR>ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ <BR>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端

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